MINI JESUS CLONES REPLACING ELVIS AS MOST POPULAR HOLIDAY GIFT!
by Jason Stoddard
And then, it got really weird. No, I'm not talking about anything as unremarkable as cybermod punkers with more brainchip than cred, I'm talking about one of the most deranged, inventive, and original pieces we've seen all year. Oh, and probably a little blasphemous, too. Okay, definitely a little blasphemous. We're not the Literary Magazine that Burns You Up for nuttin, ya know?